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[x] Mother 
[x] Father 
[ ] Step-Father 
[ ] Step-Mother
[ ] Step Sisters
[ ] Step Brother
[x] Brother 
[ ] Brother In Law
[ ] Sister 
[ ] Sister In Law
[ ] Half sister
[ ] Half brother
[ ] Nephew 
[ ] Nieces
[ ] Boyfriend/Girlfriend 
[x] Mobile phone 
[ ] Own bathroom
[x] Own room 
[ ] Have/had a swimming pool
[ ] Have/had a hot tub
[  ] Guest room
[x] Living Room
[x] Own COMPUTER 
[ ] Own TV
[x] flat TV
[x] There is some big carpet at your house
Total so far: 9

[x] Queen/King sized bed 
[x] More than 8 pairs of shoes 
[x] MP3 Player/iPod 
[x] PS2/3 
[x]  Nintendo DS or PSP
[ ] Gameboy/Advance
[ ] Gamecube
[ ] Xbox/Xbox 360
[ ] Wii
[x] Your Own Laptop 
Total so far: 15

[ ] Basketball net/hoop
[ ] Air hockey table 
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Football table
[x] sport gear
Total so far: 16

[x] Nightstand
[ ] Stereo in bedroom
[x] surround system
[x] DVD player in bedroom/portable
Total so far: 19

[x] Go shopping at least once a week 
[ ] EXPENSIVE cologne/perfume
[ ] AIM/MSN 
[x] camera on phone
Total so far: 21

[ ] Go Cart/car/quad 
[ ] Guitar/drums/bass guitar 
[x] Piano/Keyboard
[x] Any other instrument
[x] Been on a cruise 
[x] Traveled out of the country 
[x] Traveled out of the continent 
[ ] Had a personal trainer 
[x] EXPENSIVE jewelry 
[ ] Met a Celeb 
Total so far: 27

[ ] Straightener/curling iron 
[ ] Have been to a batting cage 
[ ] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/wallet 
[ ] CREDIT CARD or ATM card or debit card or bank card
[ ] Have a TV in your room 
[x] Mirror in your room
Total so far: 28

[x] Window in your room 
[ ] Been to Paris (Will be in summer)
[ ] Been to Rome (Will be in summer)
[ ] Been to Australia 
[ ] Been to Switzerland 
[ ] Been to Dubai 
[x] Been to Germany 
[ ] Been to the United Kingdom
[ ] Been to a place written in 7 wonders 
Total so far: 30


[x] Parents have a car
[ ]  Have owned or own a Jet ski/boat
[x] Had/have Camped 
[x]  Been to 3+ states/countries/provinces 
[ ] 80+ buddies 
Total so far: 33


[x] Home cooked meals almost everyday 
[ ] Been in a limo 
[x] Been in a helicopter 
[x] Own a camera 
[ ] Have been to Disneyland/World more than 2 times
Total: 37

Post as:
1-25 = Ghetto! (and tag 3 people) 
26-40 = Average Teen! (and tag 10 people)
41-50 = Spoiled Teen! (And tag 15 people) 
51+ = Upper Class Snob! (Tag 20 people)

Not gonna tag anyone but this was fun.
Can we talk about how Fox News is bullshit?
gawker.com/slimy-baltimore-fox…
They turned a PEACEFUL PROTEST CHANT (We can't stop!/We won't stop!/'til killer cops are in cell blocks!)INTO WE WANT COPS DEAD.Why did they do this?They are a news station.I'll give you a hint:It's not because they made a mistake.It's because they are a piece of bullcrap.They DO NOT WANT TO INFORM YOU.They want you to watch their channel,believe it,and get them heaps of money.They are not hiring NEWS ANCORS.They are hiring ACTORS.

Spread the word.And If you didn't think they were a metric ton of bullshit before,you do now.

*BONUS FACT*:
If you have no access to ANY NEWS SOURCE AT ALL(newspapers,online media,TV you get the point),you are STILL MORE INFORMED THAN IF YOU HAD WATCHED FOX.


(I wrote this in a status update as well but this needs to spread so I put it here too)





FUCK ME I'M SO OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG.
Ok I just had a cool idea...I think.

So every month on the first day I will give out a batch of digital or traditional sketches(per your request on my journal announcing it),and if I don't finish it by the time I start the next sketch batch,You get 5 points.

There are 5 slots for this month all open.

3,2,1 GO!!


1.  superwholockiannerd -Gamzee and Karkat moirail shit
2. Hazelstar67 -Kirbian prize about 4-5 months late (sorry)
3.
4.
5.
I'm trying to get my little bro to read homestuck and I want YOU to post in the comments why he should read it.
I know it's for the badge,and really,happy birthday.


I don't know if these are meant to be emotional or stupid or whatever-so I'll lay it flat.



I came here knowing friends would be here.I came here with knowledge of digital art programs.
I came with no expectaions.
And dA suprised me.
It had none either.
It asked nothing of me.
It desired nothing from me.
It kinda just went;Oh,you're here too?Eh,just do your own thing.
And went back to sleep.
But,in ignoring me,it gave me free reign.
I made bad choices,I made bad artwork.
I made stupid stories,I made mistakes.
I lived a second life,where my problems never existed,as I pressed the 'New Canvas' button.

In the end,I'm the wimpy dancer from the bronx who can't figure out who she is.

And that's ok.
[] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have your own room.
[] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married. 
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
T 0 T A L: 4


[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.(IDK)
[x] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 12


[] You have over 50 friends on myspace.
[] Your parents let you have a myspace.(why should I get Myspace?)
[] You get allowance.
[x] You collect something normal. (money?:D)
[x] You look forward to going to school.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport.
[] You do something after school.(I used to do dance but now it's at a different time)
T 0 T A L: 17

[] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You are happy with your appearance. 
[x] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[x] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends. 
T 0 T A L: 22


[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[/] You are happy with your life.
[] You know more than one language. 
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to 5 songs. 
[] You don't have any enemies 
[/] You are a generally nice person. 
T O T A L: 27
Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
 27 X 3= 81


Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy".
BY ME,ON THE CLASH OF CLANS GLOBAL CHAT,AFTER DEFEATING BULLYS,HYPOCRITES(yet I repeat myself),SNAPPING TROLLS INTO SHAPE,AND MEETING ANOTHER WITH THE SAME TYPE OF HUMOR AS MYSELF:

'People such as ourselves are pulled together,as it should be.Those with humor,however,build pulls out of nothing and strengthen them with insults.'

'Could you happily just go fuck yourself?'
*after reply*
'Ah,a shame that is.'

'Do not concern yourself with us higher beings conversations.You'll faint of confusion,and dictionarys will be used.'

'Might I suggest that such a fair maiden as yourself not feed the trolls?I tend them like a fire,and throwing in extra logs doesn't help too much.'
 
'13.I am 13.And as of 15 minutes ago a slayer of 20-year-old imbisules.'



Doing this is one of my daily needs.I'm sorry if this is troll-like,offensive or sarcastic.
But.
I meant for all of them to be.
And the fact no one understands them makes me laugh at how stupid people can be.
And this is what I do,and this is me.


Half off their origional price!
Tropical Citrus Splash by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
5 points
Herbal Tea for the Mistress by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
5 points
Randon Girlie 2 by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
5 points
Random Girlie by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
5 points
Rain in Sunshine by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
8 points
.:The Last Embers:. by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
4 points
Adopts. by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
ALL 3 ARE 5 POINTS
Warrior Cat Adopt by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
8 points
Pokemon Themed Adopts 2 by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
ALL 10 ARE 5 POINTS
Adoptables by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
ALL 3 ARE 5 POINTS
Penalope Adopt! by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
OTA
PW AdoptsSo we all know there are infanite acronyms on the internet.
And a PW for each acronym.
So I made some PWs of acronyms and there names to adopt.
IRLpaw/kit
(in real life)
FREE

MCpaw/kit
(Minecraft)
8Points

BGpaw/kit
(Back round)
2Points

 IRLYpaw/kit
(I really like you)
6Points 
                                                       GHpaw/kit
(Group hug)
5Points 
TWpaw/kit
(Team work)
FREE

OTA
Spearmint Adopt by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
5 points
Adopts by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
ALL 3 ARE 4 POINTS
Daww(OPEN) by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
5 points
Species Adopts-Draw2Adopt+Auction! by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
OTA + DTA
Species Adopts by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
2 and 4 are 5 points,3 is 10 points
Glowcat Adopt by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
5 points
Kawiku Contest Entery by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
5 points
Melloweta+Absol Gjinka Adopt by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
5 points
Themed Adopts by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
ALL 12 ARE 5 POINTS
Themed Adopts by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX
ALL 12 ARE 5 POINTS

EDIT 1 7/23/2014:
ALL COMMISIONS ARE HALF OFF AS WELL SO GET EM NOW IF YOU WANT EM!!
So today I went to a family gathering called the '_____ Family Picnic'.

I grabbed a  box of apple juice and drank then went to the playground.I got excited when I saw they added a tire swing and hopped on with my narssisistic,know-it-all little cousin Anthony.He challenged me to a Barf-Off,where you get someone to swing the tire swing at extreme speeds and try to not barf.

We did this for 2 HOURS.

Finally,they took out lunch and we called it a draw.

So I'm sick to my stomach.Can't eat.Can't drink.

THEN...

MR FRICKEN SOFTEE COMES!!!

My mom bought me a HUGE Oreo Shake,and as I guzzled the whole thing I began feel much better.

Which leads to two conclusions:
1:
The apple juice was fermented and old,which turns it into alchohal,so I got drunk and made a bad choice.
2:
file://localhost/Users/laurenemily/Desktop/Mister-Softee.jpg
So my bro gave me his Pokemon Y and I've been playing it but I have a bit of a dilemma.

I just caught an Eevee and I can't tell what I should eveolve it into.

Here's my Party:
Quilladain lvl 35
Blastiose (Nickname Double Tank) lvl 35
Combusken lvl 38
Amaura (Nickname Slushie) lvl 23
Floette lvl 30
Eevee lvl 30 (I know it's low but I have grinding down to a science so don't worry for now)

Daycare:
Helioptile lvl 25 ish

PC:
Doduo lvl 10
Butterfree lvl 11
Vivllion lvl 12
SHINY Hippopotas lvl 15
Skiddo lvl 17
Furfrou lvl 19
Golett lvl 21


Also I only have a leaf stone right now so if it's one I need an item for could you tell me where the item is?Team suggestions are appriciated!


EDIT:
I figured you should know this so:
I'm in the reflection cave at the moment.

EDIT 2:
OK so I figured out I want an espeon any tips on getting one faster I have a soothe bell on her and have been trying to get the soothe bag in super training
Who is your favorite Homestuck character?
Mine would have to be either Terezi Pyrope or Dirk Strider.
So if anyone is on and wants to chat or RP I'm open PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
Are you afraid of:

[x]the dark (darn you minecraft)

[]staying single forever
[x]being a parent 
[x]giving birth 
[x]being myself in front of others
[]open spaces
[]closed spaces
[x]heights
[x]dogs 
[]birds
[]fish
[]spiders
[]flowers or other plants
total so far:
6

[]being touched 
[]fire
[]deep water 
[]snakes
[]silk
[]the ocean
[]failure 
[]success
[]thunder/lightning
[]frogs/toads 
[]girlfriends/boyfriend's dad 
[]girlfriends/boyfriend's mom
[x]rats
[x]jumping form high places 
[]snow
total so far: 
8

[]rain
[]wind
[x]crossing hanging bridges
[x]death
[]heaven 
[]being robbed
[x]falling
[]clowns
[]dolls (Some old creepy dolls)
[x]large crowds of people
[]men
[]women
[]having great responsibilities
[]doctors, including dentists
[]tornadoes (I feel like I should be scared...but no)
total so far:
12

[x]hurricanes 
[x]incurable diseases
[]sharks
[]friday the 13th
[]ghosts
[]poverty
[]halloween
[]school
[]trains 
[]odd numbers  
[]even numbers
[x]becoming blind 
[x]becoming deaf 
[]growing up 
total so far:
16


[]creepy noises in the night
[]bee stings
[x]not accomplishing my dreams/goals(more like the goals other set for me,too much responsibility!)
[]blood
[]dinosaurs
[]the welcome mat
[]high speed 
[]throwing up 
[]falling in love
[]super secrets
total:
27

If you wish to post this journal, it's been requested that you title it, "I'm afraid of __ out of 72 fears"

if you get more than 30, I highly suggest counseling
if you get more than 20, you're paranoid
if you get 10-20, you're normal. 
if you get under 10, you're fearless.

TUP SO PARINOID OMG
Hair Color

[] Black - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Red - $75
[x] Brown - $15
[] Other - $10

Total So Far: $15

Eye Color

[] Blue - $50
[]Hazel - $100
[] Brown - $15
[x] Green - $200
[] Other - $10

Total So Far: $215
Height

[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[x] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50 
[] Under 4'9 - $105

Total so far: $265

Birth Order

[] Twins (or more) - $300
[x] First Born - $300 
[] Only Child - $250
[] Second Born - $150 
[] Middle Child - $100
[]Last Born - $200
[] Third Born - $100
[] Fourth Born - $100
[] Fifth Born - $375

Total so far: $565

Drink?

[] No - $400 
[] Only holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215(not alot,just a shot glass's worth*wonk*)
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $10

Total so far: $580

Vision

[] Perfect vision - $300
[] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200 
[] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[] Contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $630

Family's Car Color(s)

[] White - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700
[] Grey - $600
[x] Blue - $900 
[] Pink - $475
[] Black - $450
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[x] Silver $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan- $20
[] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0 

Total so far: $1830

Shoe Size

[] Over 13 - $300
[] 12 1/2 to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 10.5 - $650
[] 7 to 10 - $600
[x] Under 7 - $550 

Total so far: $2380

Favorite Colors
                                                                                  
[x] Green - $750
[x] Black - $600
[] Red - $800
[] Yellow - $415
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225 
[] White - $400    
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100 
[] Other - $50

Total so far: $3730

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[] Yes - $0
[] On Some - $750
[x] No - $1000

Total so far: $4730

How many people are you going to tag?

[] Over 61 - $250,000
[] 51 - 60 - $100,000
[] 41 - 50 - $50,000
[] 31 - 40 - $10,000
[] 21 - 30 - $5,000
[] 11 - 20 - $1,000
[x] 1 - 10 - $500
[] 0 - $0

TOTAL:5230

I AM WORTH priceless cause I don't believe that you can put a price on a human life based on white color the family car is and what color hair you have lol

I just wanna see your personal info haha lol nope.
MoonehDraws 
HPWarriorNarwhal 

GERMANY WON YES OMG YAYYYYYY!!!
GERMANY GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND HURRY IT UP!
So the vet called.

They did an x-ray on his chest.

There were speckled spots everywhere,so it's safe to say he has kitty-cancer.

He only has about 3-6 months to go.

5 stages of Grief and Loss gone through(denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance):
Denial(Y)
Anger(Y)
Bargaining(Y)
Depression(Y/N(Still in))
Acceptance(N)